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c02xm:

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

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(Source: hogwartsfacebook)

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sofapizza:

this’ll get me adopted in no time

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(Source: hemustbethatcubsfan)

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totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

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I love how this Disneyworld Peter Pan fandom has risen out of nowhere

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multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

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fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

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mexicanaqueen:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

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(Source: officialsubway)

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bearslime:

bearslime:

bearslime:

i wonder how many grapes i can eat before i throw up

it takes exactly 127 grapes to make me throw up

never eat 127 grapes

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sodamnrelatable:

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(Source: snowyhoren)